Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Cameron Tepfer

Cameron likes food. No I mean, he really likes food. Like back in Middle School when you could like someone as a friend or like like them as more than a friend. Cameron likes likes food. He believes a fine appreciation for food is what separates us from the animals. Not just because we are in fact eating said animals, but because we have risen past the point where we are eating to survive. Our ability to discern, discuss, and disagree on taste is something that defines the very essence of humanity. Relevant experience includes catering, bartending, wine serving, waitering, and a penchant for spending far beyond his means. Irrelevant experience includes a fascination with Scotland, a distrust of pants, a talent at oral debate, and fantastic facial hair.

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